I believe in...

I believe in the American Dream, In registering with pride for the Selective Service, and in Pancakes on Saturday morning. I believe in Working Hard during the Week and being off on weekends. I believe in Charcoal Grills, John Deere tractors, and Hanging Some kind of antlers and/or Horns on your wall. I believe in Questioning Authority, and keeping Traditions. I believe in Fried Chicken, Sunny Days, and respecting the American Flag. I believe in smart financial investments, and The Dallas Cowboys. I believe in GM Motors, back country roads, and Deffered Adjudification. I believe in a good Financial Calculator, Good Looking women, and Black and White Python Cowboy Boots. I believe in a little Coffee with my Cream and Sugar, Conservative Family Values, and Capitalizing Common Nouns in the Middle of Sentences for no particular reason. I believe in Shaquille O'neal, Chinese All-you-can-eat Buffets, and Homemade Furniture...